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May 10, 2013

How to Put Your Kid to Bed Without Any Fighting

…is the name of the blog post I’ve been looking for forever. It doesn’t exist. Don’t bother Googling it. If you try now, all you’ll find is this post, and you’ll probably be mad when you start reading the post and realize that I have no idea how to do what the title suggests. I…CONTINUE READING

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April 30, 2013

Dear Sad Daughter in the Future

I was going to title this one A Letter to My Daughter Within a Letter to my Daughter Apologizing for My Not Understanding Her in the Future, but that was way too long and reminded me of the movie Inception, which, as good of a movie as that was, wasn’t how I wanted to start this...CONTINUE READING

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April 24, 2013

How to Get What You Want From Customer Service

This is completely unrelated to parenting, but I wrote it this weekend and thought it might be helpful to share. Then, I was going to make this one of those list articles where you have to click “next” at the bottom of every number, but I remembered that I hate those things and I’m not…CONTINUE READING

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April 14, 2013

McDonald’s Post Update!

I felt super bad about running out of McDonald’s the other night after “the incident” (see McDonald’s blog from earlier). On top of that, a few people wrote to me and rightfully pointed out that leaving the McDonald’s was not cool. Not only was it rude to make the McDonald’s person clean it up, but it was…CONTINUE READING

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April 11, 2013

Why We Can Never Go Back to McDonald’s

Sometimes I worry about putting embarrassing stories about my kids on the internet. That’s part of the reason I use pseudonyms. I don’t want Captain’s High School buddies to Google his name some day and find out that I surveyed the internet on whether or not to circumcise him. With that reasoning in mind, I am…CONTINUE READING

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